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A: You know what's wrong with him?
B: No
A: He thinks it's smarter than I
B: So?
A: It's just that I do not mind that, do not want to get into that dynamic.
B: It happens that you think you are smarter than him, so do not care.
A: I do not think I'm smarter than him, I am. But that's not the issue, not who is smarter, but I do not care to show or compete.
B: If you were more stupid than him if you care, but as you think to be smarter, do not care.
A: It is I do not care to know who is smarter, that's the issue, not whether I be smarter, but, in fact, I am.
B: It's what I'm talking about, but hey, never mind. Come on, tell me, why do you think he wants to prove he is smarter than you?
A: Well, for instance, when I say that a movie I liked, he sees it and says it was a silly movie and not liked.
B: Oh, right, tries to demonstrate that it has a superior taste.
A: It's what I mean. He always does things like that. I say something and he tries to go further and so, but makes no sense, I do not want prove anything.
B: Yeah, sure, why you think you're smarter than him, but if he keeps this have to do it.
A: I can not do it, not me. For example, the other day I recommended a movie, I said it was very funny and, when I saw it was horrible, really, it was stupid, pointless, a mess.
B: And what did you say?
A: That I liked.
B: No, no, no, wrong. Now shown to have better taste than you movie buff, certainly going to treat you with condescension when talking about movies.
A: It is doing it. The other day I was talking about a movie and he interrupted me saying, "Do not be like the one you recommended last time, right?"
B: Does that say? It was expected and will be worse but you enter the competition, you should.
A: But I'm not well ...
B: No matter how you are, you have to do it. If you think you are smarter than him, demostrálo. Let's see, do not you think of anything to say?
A: Well, musical taste is horrible, I think he has ear problems or something, but do not understand how listening to the music you hear ...
B: Well, you have to attack there ...
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B: I bought an umbrella
English
A: So?
B: It is the best umbrella you can get
A: Why?
B: in England it rains a lot, then the umbrellas made in a country with so much rain must necessarily be the best
A: Yours is a special approach. So according to you, we should buy sunscreens Arabia.
B: That's funny. Now you laugh but you're coming to ask me where to get the hell storm.
A: Sure I'm going to ask, I have no umbrella.
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A: I need help I have to buy a gift but do not know ...
B: What kind of gift?
A: For a girl, I like it, it's your birthday, well, you know ...
B: Sure, I understand, I want to raise the
A: Well, I mean not that way, I Like, it's pretty, well ...
B: I want it lifted.
A: Well, yeah, I want it up, now, the point is that given him.
B: How about a jar of olives?
A: Who are you? "Manolito? How am I going to give away a jar of olives?
B: Everyone loves olives, what wrong?
A: Not well seen donating food for the birthday.
B: Well, it would be something cutting edge, do not you think?
A: I will not give olives.
B: Okay, okay, tell me then, did not think of anything?
A: I thought to give him a stuffed animal, for example.
B: A bear? Is it a baby, perhaps?
A: No, but it has that mentality, childish ...
B: Is it delayed? Do you want to raise a retarded? It is illegal, did you know?
A: No, it is delayed, it is childish, immature, say.
B: Oh, yeah, I understand. But a teddy is like too sweet, sugary, not ...
A: Yes, I thought the same thing. It's like going too far, the couple give away stuffed animals
B: Yes, that is. Why not a book?
A: A book? What book?
B: A classic, for example, the classics never fail.
A: "Moby Dick" I do not think a gift too suggestive.
B: Do not say "Moby Dick." For example, a book you've read, she reads it and then come together to discuss it.
A: There can be no idea in the world a less erotic than that. Comment "books? I think people drinking martinis in glasses, plastic smiles, sophisticated people, how is that called? Adults, that is, it is very adult. I told you she was immature.
B: Well, maybe not a good idea, but I thought that as long as it takes to read the book, will be thinking of you.
A: Maybe, but what if you do not read? What if you do not like? No, it's too risky.
B: That's right, what such an ornament?
A: No, why not think about it, the decorations are very delicate and if you mess up, you're very exposed, they tell you you got bad taste and stuff. I had thought was a CD, for example.
B: It's like giving away an ornament, and no one listens to music on compact, all pirated.
A: Yes, it would be rare, but it is a detail, is symbolic, as it is what she likes.
B: And what music do you like?
A: Ah, no idea, I think listening to Arctic Monkeys Radiohead or was it? Or was Queen?
B: Not a good idea about the CD. How about some perfume?
A: No, how about a hat?
B: That is, clothes, give them clothes.
A: But not the waist, "and also, if you do not like?
B: What will change.
A: What if you do not like something else?
B: Do I have to explain everything? Look, try to find out where to buy clothes regularly, and that. Then you go and buy something, anything, a shirt, pants, whatever, that is more boy, do you understand?
A: Obviously not.
B: It will be a eulogy, lean try to buy something that is small.
A: Are not you going to feel fat if I do that? What if I buy something that is of greater size?
B: You believe that you thought that is fat.
A: This is very complicated, I think the jar of olives is the best option.
B: I can not handle this, it is impossible for me not to do.
A: Relax, and we happen something.
